Katy Perry’s first and last attempt at crowd surfing
Patrick Kane and Patrick Sharp share the ingredients of their burritos.
RT ourpresidents: President Eisenhower throws out the first ball of the season at Griffith Stadium in Washington, D.C. April 16, 1953.
-from the Eisenhower Library
Couldn’t find my kitten anywhere, then I walked passed the pot plant and saw this
That’s fucked up. That’s real fucked up. That’s some ice spider shit and I do not approve.
That is the sickest shit ever
i just imagined a tiny little ice-spider on the mirror singing ‘let it go’ as he builds his little icy webby fortress.
You spin me right round baby
Right round like a record baby
Right round round round
everyone is dead
fuck dis bitch i gotta go
that song ‘move bitch get out the way’ automatically played in my head
VIRUS GOING AROUND!!!!! SIGNAL BOOST THE SHIT OUT OF THIS!!!!!
if you are on my blog and there’s a button that says “unfollow” in the upper-right corner, DO NOT CLICK IT! it will bring you to a FBI site that will trap your browser and even can access your webcam! it’s very serious and it’s important you do not click it
IM LAUGHING SO HARD WE ARE TAKING OUR MATH EXAM AND SOME GIRL JUST YELLED OUT “THERE’S NO WAY I GOT 11 MILLION AS MY FUCKING ANSWER”
what will happen when macklemore dies?
he’ll be in the macklemorgue
And we’ll macklemourn
who will write his macklememoir
ryan lewis, who loved him the macklemost
and to that, let us have a mackletoast
Then after that we’ll have a mackleroast
i don’t mean to mackleboast
but these are some of the things i love the macklemost